Reach for the Stars

Today's Thoughts...

As the semester draws to a close, my grading rises with each passing day. I am currently approximately three feet behind—a pile of papers ungraded, tests untouched, and long forgotten group exercises wasting away in the myriad folders and drawers I have crammed them in for the past four months. This is not going to be easy …

But a few gems to break the monotony: An Assignment on Rhetorical Technique. Can you point them out?

Student 1: Education is the tool that can help you step forward. It is like the sun that always lights up the dark. Education is a key. Education is a way. Education is everything.

Student 2: University is like the house of education where I can get the knowledge as much as I want. In addition, University knowladge can be my guide to lead me to get the successful and university knowladge will stay with me all my life. When I have a problem, I can think and then Bing! [insert drawing of a lightbulb] and I can solve all the problems, so education is like a valuable diamond for my life.

Student 3: University is like the ladder you have to go over to your dream. If you want to have a good job, you have to study in university. University is the land of freedom. University is the land of wisdom. And university is the land of everything. Your heart will cry if you do not attend to the university.

Student 4: Education is the heart of knowledge. It has no boundary. It has more than plenty. University is the apex of education. Nowaday, the world is full of competitions. The people struggles like the fish swimming in the vicious ocean. You need to be skillful like a veteran solider in the bloody battlefield. Mistakes could “Bang!” you away from the job like being shot to death. To be survived in evermoving world you need to attend university.

No plagiarism involved. Student 4 also does a mean Elvis impersonation.

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